Tuesday, February 24, 2015

Working in retail.


Everyone should be required to work in retail for at least 6 months. You realize all the shit these people have to go through. You become so conscious of your actions when shopping. Putting everything back in its place, folding it.

People who blab about their life and random personal encounters are the worst. I'm trying to do my job and I just met you. Please shut up, I don't care where you went to science camp. There's a long line of people waiting. I'm only smiling because I'm forced to.



If I had a $1 for every time a customer did the "Oh, it must be free" joke I wouldn't have to work another day in my life.

Do you have a receipt, no. Do you have the card you bought it on, no. Do you have the other shoe, no. MAKES MY DAY EVERYTIME!


Target announces when the store is going to close 15 minutes, 10 minutes, and 5 minutes before closing. Therefore, you can see how one may be irritated when someone decides to get in line at 10:59 pm with two carts full of items.

When a customer points out a scratch on a product unnoticeable unless you squint really hard and demands a discount.


 
"I WILL NEVER SHOP HERE AGAIN!!!"

"That is such a terrible threat! Please don't say you won't come back to annoy me and my co-workers and make extra work for us, in the future, ever again! Anything but that!!!!!"


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